As a kid I lived on a fairly rough council estate. It was the kind of place where, if you …
I wouldn’t bet on black, either.
…but not an exaggerated way of saying “king”.
It has a wardrobe change too!
…except trouble. Too bad it’s a tiny rodent then!
Well it needs something to get your attention, now it’s no longer the most venomous snake.
That makes it magical, right?
It even picks a fight with the argonauts.
It’d rather not end up a literal angel, if that’s okay with you.
One that’s actually related to coffee! I would cheer, but…
It might even recognise you! Wait, does that make it worse…?
Because only wimps rely on venom alone.
Or are we just rubbish at spotting innovation?
Wouldn’t you disappear too if people wore your skin?
So much so you can cut yourself on it.
The aurochs ascended to the heavens. And back…?
No, not because it begins with “x”.
A shark that acts like a whale gets the worst of both worlds. Sigh.
It’s like if Bambi kept his blotches, but sadder.
No, I haven’t run out of ideas.