Well it needs something to get your attention, now it’s no longer the most venomous snake.
Can you guess where it lives and what it does?
It depends on who you ask.
Even the colossal squid wants the spotlight on other things.
It does have a Santa beard though.
It even picks a fight with the argonauts.
It survived another kind of deforestation…
It might even recognise you! Wait, does that make it worse…?
Do you know how hard it was typing “Haflinger” instead of “Halfinger”?
So much so you can cut yourself on it.
No, not because it begins with “x”.
A shark that acts like a whale gets the worst of both worlds. Sigh.
No, I haven’t run out of ideas.
Auto-tuned by evolution.
…You mean Hollywood lied to us?!
The umbrella conger eel doesn’t look like its name, but it’s well covered. From scrutiny, anyway.
The tuatara’s ancestors survived the dinosaurs, the comet, and the Ice Age. So losing to rats is just embarrassing.
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