During a recent stay at London Zoo’s (awesome) Gir Lion Lodge, I asked the tour guides what their weirdest animal was. The Australian guide looked
This flitter looks cute, but to a bug on the forest floor, it’s part of a post-apocalyptic motorcycle gang pillaging the remnants of civilisation. Okay,
It’s all about the genitals. Don’t clap your hands over them, I didn’t mean yours. And anyway, if you’re a chap, that wouldn’t always work.