It’s either far too hot or far too polite to fight.
It even picks a fight with the argonauts.
You mean the margay isn’t some British seaside town?
One that’s actually related to coffee! I would cheer, but…
Whatever it is, it’s thought of as cute. Mostly…
Do you know how hard it was typing “Haflinger” instead of “Halfinger”?
Wouldn’t you disappear too if people wore your skin?
The aurochs ascended to the heavens. And back…?
Don’t underestimate anything with stripes.
It’s like if Bambi kept his blotches, but sadder.
No, I haven’t run out of ideas.
Yet another species we kicked out the Extinction door.
Those big eyes aren’t just for cuteness.
Auto-tuned by evolution.
Don’t worry, there are no awful chat-up lines.
The gemsbok shrugs off a surprising amount of desert death.
The first horse Eohippus looks weird, but then we didn’t look like anything 55 million years ago!
There’s nothing cloak and dagger about the Cape fox, but it did almost disappear.
The aardwolf is so not a wolf it doesn’t even howl or eat meat. Usually.
The woolly rhino is proof that a hairy coat, massive build, and impressive horns don’t make you invincible.