…except trouble. Too bad it’s a tiny rodent then!
When you live for centuries, you collect a few secrets.
It depends on who you ask.
You’re cute, but spiky, prickly, but delicate. You make an adorable lack of sense!
It even picks a fight with the argonauts.
It might even recognise you! Wait, does that make it worse…?
Do you know how hard it was typing “Haflinger” instead of “Halfinger”?
For one thing, it understands subtlety.
Or are we just rubbish at spotting innovation?
A shrinking elephant doesn’t pack a big trunk.
The aurochs ascended to the heavens. And back…?
No, not because it begins with “x”.
No, I haven’t run out of ideas.
…You mean Hollywood lied to us?!
The kittiwake is the seagull that was brought up properly.
Like the king cheetah, the Icelandic gyrfalcon is another regal predator that wasn’t to be.
Lots of creatures to throw in, but well worth the effort!
The first horse Eohippus looks weird, but then we didn’t look like anything 55 million years ago!
Because Irish folklore isn’t all happy little leprechauns.
The woolly rhino is proof that a hairy coat, massive build, and impressive horns don’t make you invincible.