Coffee and Creatures

Disclaimer: Written before lockdown. If you’re a frog in the desert, your number’s already up. That’s before your home gets …

If you’ll pardon the February-June hiatus, this blog has been chugging along for 730 days. Huzzah! So what can you …

I wouldn’t bet on black, either.

…but not an exaggerated way of saying “king”.

It has a wardrobe change too!

A big thank you to my followers. I’ll be back soon.

Surprisingly not a translation error.

…an awesome little zoo in Oxfordshire, UK. 1) You obviously don’t keep reptiles outdoors in low temperatures, you idiot …

…except trouble. Too bad it’s a tiny rodent then!

When you live for centuries, you collect a few secrets.

Well it needs something to get your attention, now it’s no longer the most venomous snake.

Can you guess where it lives and what it does?

It depends on who you ask.

Even the colossal squid wants the spotlight on other things.

…or carnivore fodder, for that matter.

Well, who wouldn’t?

Pre-emptive Happy New Year! Here’s a look back at the last 26 animals, complete with the stuff I missed. In …

To be fair, it would have left you in pieces too.

It does have a Santa beard though.

I dare you to say that to its face.