Prehistoric Animals

To be fair, it would have left you in pieces too.

I dare you to say that to its face.

That makes it magical, right?

A shrinking elephant doesn’t pack a big trunk.

…You mean Hollywood lied to us?!

The first horse Eohippus looks weird, but then we didn’t look like anything 55 million years ago!

The woolly rhino is proof that a hairy coat, massive build, and impressive horns don’t make you invincible.

Fellow creatures of the Miocene. It is with great regret I announce my abdication from the role of “largest carnivorous …

In Hollywood, skyscraper-sized reptiles flail around like toddlers and massive robots backflip before landing in a kung fu stance. Meanwhile, …

It might sound like an annoying sidekick, but Irritator has the backstory of a super-villain. Back when South America and …

In my time, the Earth and everything on it was perfect. Well I think so. My equivalent of your rock …

My mind cracked apart like the continents when I read camels were from North America. But the drooping, slightly disappointed …

This little dino has a big name on its shoulders. Which is impressive since it doesn’t even have any. Well …

The “terrible reptiles” didn’t drop out of the sky, but one of the first was found in a lunar-like landscape. …

It’s not just the punk-rocker neck spikes. Like many artists, Amargasaurus was discovered in the 80s but unappreciated for years. …

We know what it looked like, what it ate, and maybe even how it lived. How did we find out? …

When Dawndraco soared the US skies 89 million years ago, the Western Interior Seaway had split the land in two. …

Xenotarsosaurus was found in the 80s, so of course it had crazy keratin and (probably) outrageous colours.

Long-necked Malawisaurus didn’t shake the Earth, but it shook a small town!

Cryolophosaurus, or “Elvisaurus”, didn’t know Antarctica as the freezing hell sheet of today.