You were the first one I ever saw, because instead of the usual plants or bushes, your home was in the bathroom of a first
Clubbing with a scorpion would be awesome. They glow under UV lights, know how to dance (they specialise in promenade à deux), and are nocturnal,
It’s all about the genitals. Don’t clap your hands over them, I didn’t mean yours. And anyway, if you’re a chap, that wouldn’t always work.