The woolly rhino is proof that a hairy coat, massive build, and impressive horns don’t make you invincible.
Tag: Extinct
The Abdication of Simbakubwa
Fellow creatures of the Miocene. It is with great regret I announce my abdication from the role of “largest carnivorous land mammal”. No doubt this
Was Patagotitan Boosted by Flower Power?
In Hollywood, skyscraper-sized reptiles flail around like toddlers and massive robots backflip before landing in a kung fu stance. Meanwhile, physics sighs like a disappointed
All Irritator Needs is a Base and a Super-Weapon
It might sound like an annoying sidekick, but Irritator has the backstory of a super-villain. Back when South America and Africa were suggestively nudging each
Dickinsonia Remembers that Golden Age When Everything Was Great
In my time, the Earth and everything on it was perfect. Well I think so. My equivalent of your rock of a human brain is
Reasons Why Yesterday’s Camel Looks Bewildered
My mind cracked apart like the continents when I read camels were from North America. But the drooping, slightly disappointed face of Yesterday’s camel may
