…an awesome little zoo in Oxfordshire, UK. 1) You obviously don’t keep reptiles outdoors in low temperatures, you idiot …
…except trouble. Too bad it’s a tiny rodent then!
When you live for centuries, you collect a few secrets.
Well it needs something to get your attention, now it’s no longer the most venomous snake.
Can you guess where it lives and what it does?
It depends on who you ask.
Even the colossal squid wants the spotlight on other things.
…or carnivore fodder, for that matter.
Well, who wouldn’t?
Pre-emptive Happy New Year! Here’s a look back at the last 26 animals, complete with the stuff I missed. In …
To be fair, it would have left you in pieces too.
It does have a Santa beard though.
I dare you to say that to its face.
You’re cute, but spiky, prickly, but delicate. You make an adorable lack of sense!
It could do with an explosion, though.
…and some awkward 19th century stories, too.
That makes it magical, right?
It’s either far too hot or far too polite to fight.
It even picks a fight with the argonauts.
Did we call it that just to make it feel better?