To be fair, it would have left you in pieces too.
It does have a Santa beard though.
I dare you to say that to its face.
You’re cute, but spiky, prickly, but delicate. You make an adorable lack of sense!
It could do with an explosion, though.
…and some awkward 19th century stories, too.
That makes it magical, right?
It’s either far too hot or far too polite to fight.
It even picks a fight with the argonauts.
Did we call it that just to make it feel better?
It survived another kind of deforestation…
It’d rather not end up a literal angel, if that’s okay with you.
Whether it brings life or death, for instance.
You mean the margay isn’t some British seaside town?
One that’s actually related to coffee! I would cheer, but…
Whatever it is, it’s thought of as cute. Mostly…
It might even recognise you! Wait, does that make it worse…?
Deer at your feet, a night-time adventure, and vampire lions. Just three of the things I experienced during my overnight …
Do you know how hard it was typing “Haflinger” instead of “Halfinger”?